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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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