- Anti Joke

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes