how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

I'm Polish.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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