So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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