- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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