Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Sarah Palin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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