- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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