Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

i'm hard

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Black people in Camden NJ.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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