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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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