- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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