Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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