- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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