- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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