Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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