What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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