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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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