Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why are white people white? I don't know

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

j.p. is dumb

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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