- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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