- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

j.p. is dumb

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Don't believe in Atheists.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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