What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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