Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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all these jokes are horrible now

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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