- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Why are white people white? I don't know

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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