- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What is older than history?

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

women's rights.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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