How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Yo Mama just died.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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shut up elliot

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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