What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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