- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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