What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

ever tried african food? they neither

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

asians have slitted eyes lol

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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