2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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knock knock come in !

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Guest what in the butt

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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Communism hehe xd

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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ever tried african food? they neither

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Anti Joke

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