Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Fine, ladies first.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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Immigration Laws

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Your mam is so fat.

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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field day?

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Anti Joke

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