- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Guest what in the butt

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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