Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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i committed murder

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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