A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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