Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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i found waldo.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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men's rights activists

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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how much fish could a chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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