What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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