Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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