Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Your mom is so old she died

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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