There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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This is an anti- joke

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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