- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

a black man did not eat chicken.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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