- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

My jeans

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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