i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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