- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??