Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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