- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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