Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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A seal walks into a club.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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read this sentence again.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Guest what in the butt

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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