- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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