Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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denisssssssssssssss

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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