- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

who is really lanky? james cornish

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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