- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are flowers.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What do you call an blank test? an F

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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