A russian gives away vodka.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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