Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Do the roar!

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

WNBA

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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