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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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