- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Robin get in the batmobile!

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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