- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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