How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

The chicken crossed the road.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

alert('The Game')

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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