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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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