Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

FUCK YOU

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

HEY!

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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