Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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