- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Roses are red.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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