- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Your mom is so old she died

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??