what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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This is an anti- joke

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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