Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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