- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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