- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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