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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

I'm so punny.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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