- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

antonis sister is mighty fine

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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