"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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Men's rights

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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