what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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