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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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