- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

women's rights

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

mikey is cute

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