- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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