- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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