- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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