- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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