- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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