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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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