What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

bite me

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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