- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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