- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

the NAACP

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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