- Anti Joke

A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer