Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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http://media.photobucket.com/image/whale%20penis/marcus1v0/whale_penis2.jpg

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

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Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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