whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

WOw you have no life

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

If the 49ers won the superbowl

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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