A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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