a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

So a baby seal walks into a club

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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