How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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