- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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