Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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