- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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