- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

William wright is Gay

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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