Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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