Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Turkey Balls

Guess What??? Ur Murr

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

My jeans

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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