What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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Why shouldn't I go out today? Well I haven't done any work today. Actually no. It's not that. I'd have to ask my guardian Sally to bring out the wheelchair, and well, I'm afraid of her. She beats me. My hobbies are playing football, watching Loose Women and looking at pictures of Gary Barlow on Google Images.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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