Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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