what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

there once was a frog with no leggs

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

i wonder who made this website? a human

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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