black chicken. kfc

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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