What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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