- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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