Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

black chicken. kfc

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

why did the blue berry cross the road

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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