Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

I'm so punny.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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