Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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