- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

An man walks to a bra

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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