Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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your mum

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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Anti Joke

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